We don’t often get jealous of those cowboys down south, but sometimes we wish Maine had a badass slogan about how you probably shouldn’t mess with us. Vacationland just sounds kinda like a pushover, ya know? You wouldn’t bring vacationland to a bar fight. But whatever, we still have a lot of local Nor’easter pride, which you can bring to Mark’s Place tonight where you’ll be watching the Patriots battle the Texans. Don’t mess with goddamn Massachusetts? Still not a great ring to it. But we’ll let Brady’s biceps do the talking for us.
Oh, and did we mention the specials? They’ll be pouring #1 Bud and Bud Light drafts that you can use to wash down some .50 cent slices of pizza. If you’re feeling fancy, order a Bud Platinum for $3. Though we can’t promise that move won’t get you thrown outta there.
If that’s TL;DR…
What: Patriots vs. Texans
Where: Mark’s Place
When: Monday, Dec. 10, 8 p.m.
Price Check: Discounts on drinks, brews, and no cover.
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