Well, kiddos, it is finally that time of year again. The weather is starting to cool off, the days are getting shorter and the beaches are seeing fewer and fewer bikinis. This can only mean that one thing: Dodgeball!
Forget all those other pansy sports that wear pads, only have one ball, or encourage being sober. Dodgeball is a sport that is too awesome for its own good. Apparently, a lot of middle schools around the country are starting to ban our true national pastime. My guess is because too many people are becoming addicted to pure epicness that is Dodgeball. Remember, admitting you have a problem is the first step.
Luckily for those of you out there who enjoy throwing projectiles at high velocity at other people there are leagues starting up right now. That’s right! You could become the next Patches O’Houlihan. The first thing you need to do to resurrect your Dodgeball career is to head over to Dodgeballportland.com/ and see what day of the week you would like to unleash hell on. The next step is to find 5 other friends (two ladies). The third step is simply signing up. Step 4: destroy your opponent. So go out there and remember the 5 rules of Dodgeball; dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge!